Yeah... I feel pretty crappy right now. I haven't even posted any lit since I joined DA. I could tell you I've been busy trying to borrow inordinate amounts of money from my buddy Pablo to pay my bills or something. Which is true, but I still had time to write. And if you're wondering who Pablo is, he's my shady-looking friend who gets large sums of money from undisclosed sources. No joke here, man. Although I know most of it actually comes from eBay, I'm not sure about the rest. But I digress...
Okay, I was at the part about feeling crappy. Well, I broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago, and she's been assaulting me ever since. (I got 4 hate-emails, 2 hate-phone calls, and 1 hate letter.) You can see why we broke up. She's insane.
Anyway, I promise, Deviations coming soon. Like in a week soon. Also, I don't do art, I write. So you know. But if you like freaked-out, Lovecraftian/Blade Runner/Mad Max post-apocalyptic wierdness, it's all here, baby. Stay tuned.